I'll bet you met a grizzled Greg
I'll bet you took him by the leg
And brother Tommy stood in line
When time in Memphis made him patient
His guitar case was like a basement storing girlfriends' grief
Now he and Greg are in the classroom
They got to bend you in the bathroom

Now Tommy's moving down the line
The L.A. weather suits him fine
Your mild disaster cost a dime
And call attention to the romance
With highlights and a slow dance on a land mine
And with the swan song you're well-read
You're making love with the newly dead